In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for always making him laugh. He remarks that God made him a comedian, but he is constantly tickled by the Lord’s comedic timing. He mentions some of the funny moments from God that he witnessed, like a woman he saw trip in the grocery store, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF confronts the truth about horoscopes and astrological signs. He says that he grew up being taught that horoscopes are demonic, and not of God, and now he realizes the truth in that teaching. GRIFF says that when he looks at the signs- other than his, of course -he […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he goes to God with something that has been weighing heavy on his heart: the presidential debate between Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump tonight. He’s not sure if he wants to watch something that could go any number of ways, most of which don’t seem like they’ll be good. […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF explains that he loves to keep up with maintenance on his “beautiful 13” feet by going to get them done at nail salons. He noticed, however, that the ladies at the salon love to talk about him and other customers in their native language of Vietnamese. So in […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God with a prayer of revolt. He says that, after seeing all these people flood the streets and protest, with some starting riots and setting things on fire, he really wants to join in, but he’s too scared! He says that he wants to revolt, and […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF talks about how he feels so overwhelmed and confused about his cellphone bill every month, which he tries to stay on top of. He says he’s switched companies so many times, and he’s so sick of paying so much extra money because of his data going over all […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF comes to God with heaven on his mind. He says he heard that heaven had “streets of gold” and was “the land of milk & honey,” a place where we can sit on the right side of the Lord. Inspired by all of this beautiful imagery, he talks […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, he says he comes to the Lord with the gift of interpretation. He says a mosquito has just walked into church with a lot on its little mosquito heart. With the rise of the Zika Virus, and paranoia spreading, this little mosquito feels like his life has been changed […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF asks for a simple covering because he knows he will be faced with a lot of negativity as a fan of the football team that won over the weekend. He talks about how the fans of the losing team tend to spew negative comments about the win in […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF was inspired by Erica Campbell‘s thoughts  about “the good stuff.” He launches into a prayer of gratitude for the “good stuff,” reminiscing about the simpler times, when imagination was employed in order to create things to play with as kids. He talks about these simpler times in contrast […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF thanks God for week one of college football. He talks about Houston’s surprising win over Oklahoma, LSU “taking that L in Wisconsin,” and much more. He says God was out in full force on the football fields of colleges across the country “opening up the red sea” as […]

In this edition of GRIFF’s Prayer, GRIFF approaches prayer with a “memory spirit.” He ponders about what happened to the times of the really old deacons, who would sing that “understandable song,” and where red suits and sometimes fall asleep in the middle of a song. He expresses a nostalgia for “deacon time,” in the […]