If, as the old joke goes, God wishes he could play golf like Tiger Woods, Tiger Woods may wish he could play golf like twelve-year-old Mark Benevento Jr.

Wait … what? Who or what is a Mark Benevento Jr.?

Mark is a young man who’s about to be famous for all the right (i.e. non-balloon-oriented) reasons. At an event commemorating the opening of The Cliffs at High Carolina, a new Tiger-designed course in Asheville, North Carolina recently, Tiger fired his first two shots into the trees. He then looked out over the crowd and invited anyone to step up and try to outdrive him.

Most everyone in the crowd pulled that routine that you do when you don’t know the answer and don’t want the teacher to call on you — looking everywhere but at Tiger, taking an intense interest in the clouds above, suddenly staring at their cell phones, and so on. But one brave soul — that would be Mark — stepped up and took his swing. Teeing it up under the watchful eye of Tiger.

Impressive, yes? Two straight 200-yard drives, right down the fairway. The kid didn’t collapse into jelly, like so many of Tiger’s opponents, which makes him a good bet to at least make the cut at next year’s Masters.

Oh, and Tiger? The future’s calling … and it’s outdriving you. Heads up, my man.

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